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~ Slothaurus ~

Well, I was on break last night, and I just got done doing some x-mas shopping and was putting my bags in my car… all the way on the other side of the lot, where the over-worked & under-paid employees are supposed to park, and on my way back, I noticed there was a car ‘parked’ in the middle of the aisle with its 4-ways on. There was a interesting looking lady with a set of jumper cables in her hand, and I thought she was trying to commit suicide and someone was trying to talk her out of it, but it ended up being that this woman just got turned down for a jump start, and then she was looking at me as I got closer to her (OMG, stop looking @ me)and she said “maybe this nice gentleman would be kind enough to give me a jump start”… literally, and out of the kindness of my heart I agreed to ‘jump’ her. It didn’t take long before her car would start, & thankfully so.

The worst part of the whole thing was probably when the other guy I was working with came up to me in the whole process and just stood there watching, while he should have been off running about loosing some weight, or looking for a better job, but I guess those were my thoughts, not his…

Yeah, if I don’t go to bed now, I am liable to break something, and if something doesn’t make sense b/c of a typo or poor grammar, please ignore it in this or my prior post, b/c I can hardly keep my eyes open.
)( Oliver

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